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Adventureland   (Jesse Eisenberg, Kristen Stewart)
"Had Adventureland come out when I was still a teenager in the 80s, I would have thought this was a classic.  It has sex, loud music, parties and a story about young adults trying to make it in the real world.  But with my adult perspective, I can’t help but think Adventureland is bland and a little sad...    When all is said and done, Adventureland is probably pretty accurate portraying coming of age in the 80s, but it can’t hold up to a coming-of-age movie from the 80s.   Oh - and Rochester readers -- looks not just for Kristen Wiig but for a Foreigner tribute band!!   (Kept Checking My Watch)

The Alphabet Killer  (Eliza Dushku, Timothy Hutton)
The Rochester-based movie is fun to watch just to look for things you recognize --  be it a Churchville sign, Richmond's bar or High Falls (but could someone in Webster tell me where your underground parking garage is?).  Unfortunately, the movie is dull most of the way through and ludicrous at the end.  (Kept Checking My Watch)

American Gangster  (Denzel Washington, Russell Crowe)
I'd see any gangster movie starring Denzel Washington and I'd see any gangster movie starring Russell Crowe.  A gangster movie with both as the leads?  I was there, and it was worth it.  (Tremendous)

The Astronaut Farmer   (Billy Bob Thornton,  Virginia Madsen )
It’s kind of like Field Of Dreams In Space.  That’s not to say The Astronaut Farmer is a science fiction movie, although you do have to suspend some belief if you’re going to buy into the idea... But gosh darn it, everyone involved is so down-to-earth and friendly, and Charles is so determined without being arrogant or rude, you want to see that rocket take off ..  It's all gentle Americana-- a movie about a farmer and an astronaut?  How could it not be a feel good film?     (Tremendous)

Atonement  (James McAvoy, Keira Knightley)
It's an old-fashioned Oscar-bait epic, that is very interesting to begin with and gets a little caught up in its itself in its second half.  I get a feeling a big chunk of the book was taken out -- a chunk that might have made me feel more for our lovers.   As it is, I feel like the movie blames the little girl for World War II.  (It Is What It Is)

Bad News Bears   (Billy Bob Thornton, Greg Kinnear)
Good news about Bad News. It doesn't mess with the original starring Walter Matthau and Tatum O'Neal.  Bad news about Bad News. Director Richard Linklater's remake is so close to the original, there's really no reason to go see this.
(It Is What It Is)

The Bank Job  (Jason Staitham, Saffron Burrows)
It's a great heist film featuring some ordinary guys in way over their heads.  One of the more entertaining and suspenseful films of its type in a long time, and it proves Staitham is capable of more than just action movies.  (Tremendous)

Batman Begins   (Christian Bale, Gary Oldman)
There's a scene in Batman Begins when Dr. Thomas Wayne comforts his young son Bruce asking "Why do we fall?" and answering "So we can learn how to get back up."...  Can the Batman movie franchise get back up again?...  Bale's a great choice, because let's face it:  I love Batman, you love Batman, we all love Batman-- but he's something of an American Psycho himself.  His parents are murdered, he puts on a bat costume and seeks justice for their murder by taking on all criminals.  This is the first Bat-movie to really explore why he does it and how he got the way he is.  Like the title suggests, it goes back to the beginning.  It's our first look at Bruce Wayne going into seclusion to train himself in his mission....  Batman should be able to keep going after this.  He got back up.
(Tremendous)

Battle For Terra   (Evan Rachel Wood, Dennis Quaid)
"Conservative groups or anyone with an ax to grind against the environmental movement should stay away from—and not talk about -- the animated 3-D adventure Battle for Terra.  Bringing attention to this movie could generate publicity and encourage people to see it, and that will hurt your cause.  I won’t reveal where I stand on environmental issues, but I will reveal where I stand on bad movies:  I’m against them."    (Kept Checking My Watch)

Because I Said So  (Diane Keaton, Mandy Moore)
This movie sucks.  Because I said so.   (Kept Checking My Watch)

Bewitched   (Nicole Kidman, Will Ferrell)
I made a joke on the air that halfway through Bewitched, they ought to just replace Will Farrell's Darrin with another actor, just to acknowledge the whole Dick York-Dick Sargent thing. Don't say anything about it-- just have Vince Vaughan or somebody play Darrin for the second half of the movie and see if people catch it.  I still like the idea, but the new Bewitched is different from other recent tv to film adaptations so my brilliant casting scheme won't work.  (Tremendous)

Big Momma's House 2   (Martin Lawrence, Nia Long)
Of course, it's stupid, it's a sequel to a movie called Big Momma's House. The problems are that Big Momma's House 2 isn't funny, is at times ludicrous and tries to pretend it's a heart-warming family story.   (Kept Checking My Watch)

Black Snake Moan  (Samuel L. Jackson, Christina Ricci)
It’s not as lurid as it all sounds.  From the opening shots of real life blues legend Son House talking about the meaning of the blues and of Ricci and boyfriend Justin Timberlake... um… indulging her mania… you think this will be a lurid classic...  But Jackson doesn’t have Ricci chained up for lascivious reasons, he’s keeping her there until The Devil leaves her... The redemptive theme will keep it from being the lurid cult classic you might have hoped it would be, but it’s still a unique movie that shouldn’t disappoint.  (Tremendous)

Blades Of Glory  (Will Ferrell, Jon Heder)
Will Ferrell must want to be asked back every year to be a presenter at the ESPYs.  The star of Kicking & Screaming and Talladega Nights is starring in another sports movie, where he gets to take his big and less than athletic frame and put it into an arena it has no business being in..  It’s as ridiculous as it sounds.  It’s also very funny.  The choreography is hysterical as the two perform in some oddball and even awkward positions.  The movie includes the best use ever of Aerosmith’s cheeseball ballad “I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing.”   (Tremendous)

Blood Diamond  (Leonardo DiCaprio,  Djimon Hounsou)
The set-up could make you feel a bit guilty, but once the initial preaching is over, Blood Diamond shifts into a gripping action movie with all-too-real stakes...  But the ending also puts things into perspective, so if you feel badly, you’ll only feel as badly as you need to.   (Tremendous)

Body Of Lies  (Leonardo DiCaprio, Russell Crowe)
"Director Ridley Scott is back with collaborator/muse Russell Crowe, but to get a little more bang for his big budget’s buck, he’s borrowed Martin Scorsese’s current collaborator/muse to take the role that once would have been Crowe’s.... The action scenes go on for an awfully long time though – and for a good hour, they seem almost pointless. They certainly establish Leo’s bona fides as a tough guy, and they set up the relationship between DiCaprio and Crowe very well, but it’s not all that obvious that they’re accomplishing anything – or what their goals even are. It’s going to take some patience to get through it all."  (It Is What It Is)

Borat  (Sasha Baron Cohen)
...hysterical and uncomfortable at the same time.  Some of his targets deserve it, others you end up feeling sorry for.  I'm also pretty sure some of it was staged, but this will get funnier as time goes on, even if "Very nice" has replaced "Yeah baby" as the saying for annoying people who can't do accents but insist on doing them anyway.  (Tremendous)

Breach  (Chris Cooper, Ryan Phillipe)
It’s a spy movie even I can understand, which makes it a pretty good one.  Espionage is never really all that easy to grasp.  You’re dealing with trying to figure out who’s on who’s side, combined with the very complex nature of government and bureaucracies.  But Breach isn’t really about the true life spying that Robert Hanssen did in what was called the worst spy case in American history.  It’s about the complexities of his own personality as well as the FBI’s efforts to take him down. (Tremendous)

Capote  (Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Catherine Keener)
He's been creepy (Happiness), funny (Along Came Polly), and has played charismatic real-life figures (Almost Famous) before. The Fairport native does all three here, pulling off the best performance of his career and maybe the best performance by anyone this year...  It cannot be easy to play someone like Truman Capote and be convincing. His small stature, his speech patterns and his blatant homosexuality would make Capote easy to parody (and he has been parodied many times), but Hoffman hits everything that made the late writer such a charismatic, imposing and tortured person.   (Tremendous)
  
Casino Royale   (Daniel Craig, Eva Green)
So how is Daniel Craig as Blonde, James Blonde?  We still don’t really know.  The movie is either a prequel to when Craig really gets to play Bond or a way to hide the fact that Craig isn’t the guy...  Casino Royale is also not really a typical Bond movie.  With no gadgets, there’s no Q.  There’s no Moneypenny.  That might be a refreshing change for you, or it might be a disappointment.
There is action.  The movie starts with a great chase at a construction site, and later we get an explosive scene at Miami’s airport before the movie flies to Venice and Montenegro for more action.  (Although I’m going to take away points for the action coming to a halt during a way-too-long poker game).   (It Is What It Is)

Catch And Release   (Jennifer Garner, Timothy Olyphant)
...practically screams Chick Flick.... It might as well be an episode of What About Brian.   What distinguishes it from your run-of-the-mill chick flick are strong performances and relatable characters.  Interestingly, there aren't a lot of chicks.   Jennifer Garner's support group is all guys.  The strong male presence may have been what made the movie more tolerable for me, so I'll be curious if women will mind.  Oh, who am I kidding--  Jennifer Garner cries over old photos and Timothy Olyphant smiles a lot.  Women will love it.  (Tremendous)

The Cave   
At the risk of giving away some of the ending of The Cave, I did a head count at the end to keep track of who made it and who didn't.  I don't even remember one guy getting killed.  That'll happen when the cast is pretty much made up of interchangeable pretty-boy tough guys.  They've all got attitudes, they all think they're the best, and they all take their cave exploration duties very, very seriously.  "Respect the cave," one of them says in all seriousness before they head off on their most dangerous expedition yet.  (Kept Checking My Watch)

Charlie & The Chocolate Factory   (Johnny Depp,  Freddie Highmore)  
Tim Burton takes every idea from the original and makes them all the more extreme.  The entire world becomes a cartoon where the most popular person in the world would be a guy who runs a chocolate factory.  Augustus Gloop is even more of a glutton, Veruca Salt is even more of a brat, her father is even more scared of her, Charlie's family has even less money-- Burton's approach makes the story more of a fairy tale and makes the lessons more meaningful....  I think kids (or guys like me) who haven't seen both will like this better.  If you're a fan of the original, it may be nostalgic for you... or you may consider it a travesty that they made this.  That's up to you.  But this is a better movie.  Willy Wonka was a basic Wonka bar.  Charlie has extra ingredients.    (Tremendous)

Cheaper By The Dozen 2    (Steve Martin, Bonnie Hunt)
This movie is less about Steve Martin interacting with his twelve kids than it is about Steve Martin reacting to his twelve kids. Sadly, that means watching the comic legend do slapstick-- not the hysterical manic stuff he did in The Jerk, but more like closeups of his face while he water skis and yells "Whooooaaaaaahhhh....  It's cheaper to stay home and rent the first.    (Kept Checking My Watch)

Chicken Little   (Zach Braff, Garry Marshall)
The sky isn't falling on Disney-- they can do a decent animated movie without Pixar.  That doesn't mean Disney shouldn't keep looking up, because while Chicken Little is a cute movie that will keep kids entertained, it's not quite up to the classic level of an Incredibles or a Toy Story...   It's a sweet little story as Chicken Little tries to be accepted and make his way in the world. I was really taken with an extended baseball scene where the little guy gets a hit and doesn't know what to do. The characters are all very cute, and little kids will love them.  (It Is What It Is)

The Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch & The Wardrobe   (Georgie Henley, Tilda Swinton)   
...And oh yeah, The Passion Of The Christ proved Christians will go to a theater in droves if the movie has a message for them.  So we can focus less on any trails that have been blazed and take Narnia for what it is: a pretty amazing movie...  If you're not one of the faithful, you won't be alienated. It's pretty obvious who Aslan is, but there's no call to action for you to join a church. The movie does have some good lessons for any child though-- things about loyalty to family, the temptation to do bad and the importance of forgiveness.   (Tremendous)


Cinderella Man   (Russell Crowe, Renee Zelwegger)
You'd think there are only so many ways to shoot a boxing movie. Two guys. One ring. Not a lot to shoot.  But director Ron Howard found a way with Cinderella Man. From the blood dripping on the ring to the boxer's-eye view of a man entering through the ropes, there's a feeling you haven't seen this before...  You always hear boxers say the other guy is "trying to keep me from feeding my family." For Braddock, it was so true. The scenes showing the family in poverty are stifling. People worried about their credit card debt shouldn't complain if they've never added water to a milk jug to make it seem full or closed their eyes and pretended a slice of baloney was a steak. Or worse-- thought about sending their children away until they can afford to support them.   (Tremendous)

Code Name: The Cleaner   (Cedric The Entertainer, Lucy Liu)
Cedric The Entertainer wakes up with no memory, a briefcase full of money and a dead body next to him.  Where did the body come from?  He might be a secret agent, or he might be a janitor.  He might be married to Nicolette Sheridan, or he might be involved with Lucy Liu.  He’s found himself in the middle of quite a mystery.  Unfortunately, he’s found himself in the middle of a dull, dull comedy...  The spy stuff isn’t good, the comedy isn’t good… heck, the cleaning stuff isn’t all that good.  If you go, you’ll forget you ever saw this.   (Kept Checking My Watch)

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button   (Brad Pitt, Cate Blanchett)
"The new movie starring Brad Pitt faces some big competition at the box office on a very busy Christmas Day, and while it’s hard to say how this 2 hour and 45 minute movie will do on its opening weekend, it’s probably safe to say it will age better than any of those others... the story of a man who ages backward – is easily one of the best movies of the year.  It is Forrest Gump-like in its scope, and like Forrest Gump, it is full of all kinds of sentimental moments and scenes that make you ponder the meaning of the world and your place in it. "  (Tremendous)

The Da Vinci Code   (Tom Hanks, Audrey Tautou)
Some pretty big names are connected to The Da Vinci Code (Tom Hanks, Ron Howard, DaVinci, Jesus), and expectations are pretty high.  In a way, that's too bad, because if The Da Vinci Code had been a movie first, with "edgier" stars, we'd all be saying "Wow, that's a great idea."  A cult would have been formed around it, and obsessives would be all over The Da Vinci Code the way they're all over Lost or Pulp Fiction or Memento.  To my Da Vinci Virgin Eyes, it was pretty cool to hear those concepts for the first time.   (Tremendous)

The Dark Knight  (Christian Bale, Heath Ledger)
Movie critics and comic book fans (OK, mostly comic book fans) will always debate what the best comic book/super hero movie is.  As of this summer, they have to hit “reset.”  Not just because Iron Man is so good, but because The Dark Knight is absolutely fantastic.  It has twists and turns, high adventure, an engaging love triangle and solid performances from Oscar-winning and Oscar-nominated actors.  It just so happens the lead wears a cape and the antagonist wears clown makeup.  Take the above elements and throw in elements from the DC Comics and fans of the genre may just have the best… comic book movie… ever.   (Tremendous)

Defiance  (Daniel Craig, Liev Schrieber)
"Defiance shows the Jews during World War II doing something they don’t do a lot in the movies – fighting amongst themselves...  Defiance is complex and fascinating – because it was all so real. It shows how the complexities of war trickle down to the simple man trying to live the simple life – even a way simple one."   (Tremendous)


The Departed   (Leonardo DiCaprio, Jack Nicholson)
The question every article is posing is "Why haven't Jack Nicholson and Martin Scorsese worked together before?"  My answer having seen it: they were waiting for just the right project. The Departed is it. It's perfectly suited to the strengths of both of these icons.  On the Scorsese end of things: this is the kind of violent gangster epic that his fans love. Biopics on Howard Hughes and adaptations of Edith Wharton novels help Scorsese's credibility even if they don't earn him Oscars. But it's the gangster stuff that has given him actual fans. They will love this too. .. Nicholson is as evil an S.O.B. as we've ever seen Nicholson play... He is just one of three strong leads. In a lot of ways, Costello (Nicholson) is really a supporting character for Damon and Leonardo DiCaprio... It's exactly what you want from the people involved.  (Tremendous)

The Descent 
Let's put it this way. Halfway through, I saw some people descend right down the stairs and head out the door.  I don't blame them. The movie starts out as a claustrophobic's nightmare and then descends into an absolute gorefest when they're attacked by some Gollum-looking creatures that live down there.  Me? I liked it, but I can handle it. I was in suspense waiting for each moment the creatures would attack, and when they did, it was always entertaining in a squeamish/fun kind of way.  (It Is What It Is)

The Devil's Rejects   (Sid Haig, Sheri Moon)
Rob Zombie's The Devil's Rejects is the best horror movie I've seen this summer.  By that, I don't mean it's scary.  It's too funny to be scary.  And by funny, I mean only if you have a dark sense of humor and can find the story of an evangelical sheriff hunting down a family of serial killers funny.  Still with me?  OK, if you like that kind of stuff, read on... OK, now back to my warped sense of humor and the fun I had watching a poor woman killed by a truck while wearing her dead boyfriend's face.... I swear I'll try to get to March Of The Penguins to make up for this.  (Tremendous)

Disaster Movie  (Matt Lanter, Kim Kardashian)
Reality TV star Kim Kardashian and Nick Lachey’s girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo are two of the stars of the new parody film Disaster Movie. If that’s a selling point for you and you go, then you deserve what you get...  I could tell from the ads it probably wouldn’t be that good – but a movie that parodies all the summer hits had to have at least one laugh in it.  It was worse than I thought.  (Kept Checking My Watch)

Doom  (Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson)
Forgive me video gamers, I can't tell you if Doom follows the storyline of the game it was based on.  I lost track of video games a long time ago... The Rock has charisma and is actually a decent actor, but any B-list action star could have done Doom... This film won't attract anyone outside its fan base, and even they might get a little bit bored.... There's a bit of a twist and a cool looking homage to the game itself.  Ironically, Doom the movie is at its best when it looks like Doom the game.  (It Is What It Is)

Doubt  (Meryl Streep, Philip Seymour Hoffman)
A group of great actors in a pretty over-rated movie.  And the last line?  Really?  It'd be like ending a movie with "...in conclusion."  Or saying, "And those are GoodFellas."  Or "And that's how Harry Met Sally."  (It Is What It Is)

Dreamgirls   (Jamie Foxx, Beyonce, Jennifer Hudson)
It is of course very ironic that the star of a movie musical about fame and who deserves it is someone who only finished seventh when she was on American Idol...  Jennifer Hudson steals the show to the point where you have to call her the star... That’s not to say the others in the movie aren’t good.  Shockingly, another supporting player steals the scenes he’s in.  Shockingly, that player is someone who usually isn't a supporting player.  Superstar Eddie Murphy takes third billing to play one of his best characters ever... Director Condon is blessed with great music to drive the movie.  The songs in Dreamgirls—which didn’t exist in the real world eras they’re performed in—provide an amazing musical history lesson.  (Tremendous)

The Duchess (Keira Knightley, Ralph Fiennes)
I sense through history there must have been thousands of stories of noble women held back by their royal spouses – beloved by the masses but loathed by the men they married because they couldn’t give them a male heir.  And I feel like Hollywood is determined to tell every one of them... If you rent it, the only way you’ll find out who she was and why they made a movie about her is to skip right to the end.  The subtitles telling us what she went on to do tell a bigger and more important story than the movie itself does.   (Kept Checking My Watch) 

The Dukes Of Hazzard   (Johnny Knoxville, Sean William Scott)
From the casting, you know this isn't going to be a kinder, gentler Hazzard County. The city slickers casting this movie sent a message by giving us American Pie's Sean William Scott and Jackass' Johnny Knoxville as Bo and Luke Duke.  Our original Dukes were good ol' boys, but they were fairly gentle and decent guys. Tom Wopat's Luke was actually smart, and John Schneider's Bo was a kind-hearted lunk... They're amping up the dumb redneck routine. On the show, they came up with fun and clever schemes to defeat Boss Hogg and Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane. This time all they can think to do is get Cousin Daisy (Jessica Simpson) to shake it and distract people... Until now, the big mistake in Dukes history was when the TV producers dared replace Bo and Luke with lookalike cousins named Coy and Vance. They didn't do much better with Stifler and Jackass.  (Kept Checking My Watch)
 

Easy Virtue  (Jessica Biel, Colin Firth)
"Jessica Biel takes her shot at respectability – not by actually going on stage and doing a play, but by doing a movie based on a classic play.  And she pulls it off.  It’s probably a back-handed compliment, but that’s the biggest surprise in Easy Virtue.  Biel’s never been a bad actress, but her work would probably not be described as highfalutin’.  She’s not who you’d expect in a comedy set in 1920s England, based on a play by Noel Coward and starring actors of the caliber of Kristin Scott Thomas and Colin Firth.   (Tremendous)

Eight Below   (Paul Walker, Dogs)
There's some really good acting in Eight Below. The actors in this suspense thriller show genuine concern for each other as they're stranded in Antarctica. There's the fear they won't get rescued, the loyalty they show one another with each danger faced, and the sadness when tragedy hits. You can't help but feel for these heroes in their tale of survival.  By the way, they're dogs. The humans in the movie aren't as impressive, but they don't really matter all that much.  (Tremendous)

Elizabethtown   (Orlando Bloom, Kirsten Dunst)
I love Cameron Crowe's movies, even Vanilla Sky which I don't entirely understand.   I also loved his Jerry Maguire, which is why Elizabethtown is such a letdown. It IS Jerry Maguire, minus the good lines and great performances...  The word is Elizabethtown was screened at the Toronto Film Festival, and after the bad reaction, Crowe trimmed it.  Which means it was once longer and duller.  If you see it, you'll find that hard to believe.   (Kept Checking My Watch)

Employee Of The Month   (Dane Cook, Jessica Simpson)
I shop at a wholesale club, so I understand what the makers of Employee Of The Month were thinking.  Why pay for two stars-- like an Owen Wilson and a Reese Witherspoon-- when you can get second rate stars like Dane Cook, Jessica Simpson, Andy Dick, Dax Shepherd and Apu from Seinfeld in bulk?  (Kept Checking My Watch)

Evan Almighty  (Steve Carell, Morgan Freeman)
I probably shouldn’t apply too much logic about a movie based on a giant ark and faith, but I did have a little trouble getting over how few people believed Evan.  I’m not saying they need to buy into his “I talked to God” story entirely, but if they see bears and elephants following him around everywhere, wouldn’t they think there’s something more going on than just one guy acting like a lunatic?... Details like that may not be too important considering what the movie really is:  a children’s book version of a Bible story.  It’s sweet, it has a nice message, but you know all involved could have done something with a little more edge.  (It Is What It Is)

The Exorcism Of Emily Rose   (Laura Linney)
Sounds like it could be a horror movie or a cool episode of Law & Order.  Emily Rose tries to be both though-- so just as you get into one movie, it becomes another.  Emily's story is told in flashbacks in court... So the flashbacks are good and freaky-- Emily speaks long-dead languages, she twitches on the floor, she sees ghostly figures wherever she walks.  But just when you get a good scare going-- bam-- we're back in court.  OK, maybe then we get a gripping legal argument, but in that context, the horror becomes a little silly.  (It Is What It Is)

Failure To Launch   (Sarah Jessica Parker, Matthew McConaughey)
Every hack critic in the country is going to take the title of Failure To Launch and say "no kidding." So I will too... Sarah Jessica Parker can be a good romantic lead, as we know from Sex & The City's Carrie Bradshaw. In fact, every episode of Sex & The City is better than this. Let me recommend two of them for you: the one where Carrie dates a guy who still lives at home, and the one where she meets up with (Failure co-star) Matthew McConaughey. The ideas can launch.  (Kept Checking My Watch)

Fantastic Four   (Jessica Alba, Michael Chiklis)
The idea of super heroes becoming stars is a good one. The media name them "The Fantastic Four" after catching them rescuing people on a bridge-- and it's the public who begins calling them super heroes...  Only Johnny Storm embraces his new role. He's played by Chris Evans, who is a standout ... Just like in the comic, the heart of the Fantastic Four is the tragic figure Ben Grimm... He's a funny and sad character who's always been the most popular of the Four, and he's played just right by The Shield's Michael Chiklis...  The biggest problem with the movie-- not enough super heroing. Instead of getting out there and fighting crime, they're arguing with each other. ... Fantastic Four I  is a so-so start to the franchise, but it shows a lot of promise for Fantastic Four II and III. (It Is What It Is)

Fantastic Four:  Rise of the Silver Surfer  (Jessica Alba, Michael Chiklis)
Um... yeah.  See the review above?  Didn't live up to the promise.   (It Is What It Is)

Fast Food Nation   (Greg Kinnear, Ashley Johnson)
I never read the book ahead of time, so I didn’t know a lot about what to expect from Fast Food Nation, based on Eric Schlosser’s best-seller. I knew it would be something of an expose of the fast food industry, but thought it might have a funny, satirical take.  You throw the words “fast food” into a title and you might expect quick, cheap entertainment.  What you get instead from Fast Food Nation is a dull movie served to us painfully slow... The use of a fictional fast food chain does make one wonder: how much of this is true? What’s it all based on?  And the most important thing:  what’s the deal with the fecal matter in the meat?  (Kept Checking My Watch)

Fired Up   (Shawn Colfax, Nick Brady)
"What were the Wedding Crashers like in high school?  That is basically what we have here – two fast-talking, quick-thinking charmers – one brunette, one blonde – who scam their way into a place they shouldn’t be – all so they can hook up with as many females as possible... But you know what?  It’s not like they’re ripping off Citizen Kane here...  I’m not ready to necessarily cheer “F.U!!” repeatedly after seeing the movie, but I’m far from wanting to scream “F.U.!” at the movie either."  (It Is What It Is)

Firewall   (Harrison Ford, Virginia Madsen)
The name Firewall is actually a pretty good one for an action movie, but as an action movie, it's pretty routine. It's a familiar role for Ford, along the lines of his brooding work in The Devil's Own or Air Force One, so if you liked those, you may like this.  There are no big stunts, maybe because Ford is getting up there and wouldn't be all that convincing doing Indiana Jones-type moves anymore.  For that reason, the action is kept to typing passwords really fast and downloading a lot of information. It's not particularly exciting, but I at least understood it. I'm sure computer geeks will roll their eyes and some of it, but it's dumbed down enough for me.  (It Is What It Is)

Flags Of Our Fathers   (Ryan Phillipe, Adam Beach)
Misidentified or not, everyone on the battlefield is a hero of course, and Eastwood has put together a thoughtful film on what it means to be one. They can be as obvious as Rene Gagnon, as reserved as John Bradley or as tortured as Ira Hayes...  The film also looks at why we want and need heroes. You don't blame anyone for latching onto the people they do, and even while we are bothered by the government's playing with the facts, you almost don't blame them for giving us what we want. (But repeating for emphasis: almost)... Flags is as stirring as any "traditional" World War II movie without sugar coating the realities of war.  (Tremendous)

Flyboys   (James Franco, Jean Reno)
Maybe in 1916, they weren't cliches.  But 90 years later, what we're seeing in Flyboys is pretty standard stuff for any war movie, be it a classic serial, Top Gun or even Star Wars.   That's too bad, because Flyboys has two plot elements that could have been turned into an effective historical drama. 1) The flyboys from the title are Americans who, for different reasons, fight World War I alongside the French before the U.S. enters the conflict. 2) They are the very first fighter pilots: in 1916, these things called "planes" hadn't been around all that long.... The real life guys this movie was based on probably deserved a better honor.   (It Is What It Is)

Forbidden Kingdom (Jackie Chan, Jet Li)
I’m not an aficionado of kung fu movies, so watching Forbidden Kingdom, I couldn’t say for sure if I was watching a parody or a tongue-in-cheek tribute.  Distilling the above comment to the real point:  I have no idea what I was watching.  (Kept Checking My Watch)

Forgetting Sarah Marshall   (Jason Segel, Mila Kunis)
Producer/writer/director Judd Apatow doesn’t forget his friends, especially if they have talent... he continues to use many of the same people, confident they’ll deliver. And with Forgetting Sarah Marshall, he’s mostly right.   Segel and company will absolutely be delivering Apatow another box office hit... and will be delivering to fans some more great and quotable lines – but they aren’t delivering the movie world another comedy for the ages like Virgin or Knocked Up proved to be.  (It Is What Is Is)

Four Brothers (Mark Wahlberg, Andre Benjamin)
Boyz N The Hood director John Singleton has transitioned from his earlier grittier (and violent) work to a slam-bang, car chase, shoot-em-up.  The shootouts are well-staged, and the suspense level is high any time the shots ring out.  It's a pretty decent script, with a couple of red herrings thrown in that had me thinking, "Ah, that's why mom got shot."   As for the four brothers, they're all very good.  Most important, they're very good together.  They had to have camaraderie for us to believe they were a family, and they do.  (Tremendous)

Fred Claus   (Vince Vaughn, Paul Giamatti)
"In one scene in Knocked Up, one of Seth Rogen’s stoner friends asks Katherine Heigl’s E! News Reporter if she knows Vince Vaughn and if he’s cool.  “You know, because he seems like a cool kind of guy to hang out with.”  Should said stoner be concerned that his idol has made a family-friendly kid movie?  I’d lay odds he was a Will Ferrell fan who didn’t stop liking Ferrell after Elf, and he’ll be relieved to know Vaughn doesn’t sell himself out to make Fred Claus.   (Tremendous)

Ghost Rider   (Nicolas Cage, Eva Mendes)
Cage is a lot of fun as Blaze, a tortured soul sure, but he adds a lot of humor to his character.  It’s more of a deadpan kind of torture.  Sure, he feels guilty he sold his soul to the devil, but he never forgets he loves the Carpenters and anything on TV featuring monkeys.
Sadly, the movie lost me when Blaze actually does become Ghost Rider, which happens in our second half.  Ghost Rider looks cool, but he’s a complete CGI creation with no personality.  I’m not entirely sure that’s even Cage’s voice anymore.   (It Is What It Is)




Ghosts of Girlfriends Past  (Matthew McConaughey, Jennifer Garner)
"It’s got to be hard to write a romantic comedy that’s original – whatever twists in life you hand your leads, the audience pretty much knows how it’s going to turn out.  Ghosts of Girlfriends Past gives itself an inventive twist, although it makes the writer’s dilemma worse.  It’s the umpteenth movie to employ the theme of Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol... again, the audience pretty much knows how the movie about a bitter individual visited by three ghosts who want him to change his ways is going to turn out.  So I give Ghosts of Girlfriends Past credit:  it’s actually pretty enjoyable."   (Tremendous)

Gigantic   (Paul Dano, Zooey Deschanel)
Gigantic mess…  Gigantic waste of time and talent… Gigantic pile of… oh, I could go on.  I suppose Gigantic is a comedy, although I didn’t quite get the humor.  It’s certainly quirky – a quirky story about two quirky people who find each other.  But it’s largely quirky just to be quirky, and the two leads are so laid back and uncharismatic it’s hard to care...   It’s a gigantic mish mash of quirky ideas thrown together by writer and first-time director Matt Aselton.  It almost feels like he thinks he’ll never direct again, so just in case he doesn’t get a chance, he throws in as much as he can.   (Kept Checking My Watch)

The Golden Compass  (Dakota Blue Richards, Nicole Kidman)
Conservative Christians and atheists are both complaining about The Golden Compass.  The Christians say it promotes atheism; some atheists are saying it doesn’t do enough to do so.  I came out with a prayer of my own:  “Dear God, they aren’t really going to make another one of these, are they?”  The long and senseless movie goes on forever and leads to no real conclusion, but then throughout, I never really knew what the characters were trying to do.  Still, it’s clearly set up for a sequel.  Golden Compass:  you are no Harry Potter.  (Kept Checking My Watch) 

Good Luck Chuck  (Dane Cook, Jessica Alba)
Decision time:  do I want this site to be R-rated?  Because there are words that rhyme with Luck and Chuck that would fit nicely into this review... The ludicrous premise reaches its ridiculous peak when Chuck does get involved with Alba… and is fearful he’ll lose her to the next guy she meets.  Since the idea is so vague, it’s hard to know the rules of this curse.  I’ll travel back in time now and address Chuck:  “Dude, just break up with her.  Then get back together with her, and you’re all set.”  (Kept Checking My Watch)

Hairspray  (Nikki Blonsky, John Travolta)
Everybody in Hairspray is just so happy to be there.  They’re full of pure joy at almost all times, singing and dancing non-stop (thankfully, it’s a musical).  Even the black kids in detention-- segregated from everyone else-- spend their time dancing and celebrating.  If it were Up With People, it would get annoying fast, but in Hairspray, the mood is infectious.  (Tremendous)

Hannibal Rising   (Gaspard Ulleil, Gong Li)
I know Thomas Harris wrote a series of Hannibal Lecter books, but doesn’t he know how perfect a movie Silence Of The Lambs is?... Now he’s written the screenplay based on his novel Hannibal Rising, a look at the cannibal’s formative years—a look at what in his childhood turned him into the movie’s most famous cannibal.  Why would I want to know that?  And why would I ever want to feel sorry for Hannibal Lecter?... Note to Thomas Harris:  the lambs stopped screaming.  Please no more.   (Kept Checking My Watch)

Hancock  (Will Smith, Charlize Theron)
Hancock is lucky he’s played by Will Smith, otherwise he wouldn’t stand out amongst summer’s superheroes...  With Will Smith’s personality and charm, he could have made it work.  But what should have been light-hearted fun takes a dark turn halfway through and essentially forces in another storyline that should have been Hancock II.  There are some laughs early on, but in the end you wonder what Hancock's "signature" storyline is supposed to be.  (It Is What It Is)

Harry Potter & The Goblet Of Fire   (Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson)
Goblet is a very good movie, with an engaging story, excitement, magic, amazing special effects... and then something happens that forced this Potter-novice to look around the theater for help from the real Potter fans. Those Potter fans already know what I'm talking about. They've asked me: "So what did you think about __________?" And I have to tell them that's the point when the movie lost me.  Until then: great movie.    (It Is What It Is)

Herbie: Fully Loaded   (Lindsay Lohan, Michael Keaton)
...Not that there's anything wrong with Lindsay, it's just that the movie becomes more about her and less about Herbie. She establishes her relationship with Herbie too quickly-- aside from some screaming, she seems to just accept the fact that "OK, I have a magic car." Then we focus on her love life, her family life and her dream of driving for her father's NASCAR team. Along the way, other people encounter Herbie, and it's not even made clear just who's in on Herbie's secret and who isn't.  (Kept Checking My Watch)

He's Just Not That Into You  (Ginnifer Goodwin, Bradley Cooper)
An all-star cast acts out scenarios we've seen a thousand times before.  It's just that now they're all happening at once.  When it comes to relationships, these clueless singles act as if they're infants or from an other planet.  Some clever lines save it a little bit.   (It Just Is What It Is)  

High Tension  
High Tension has one of the most basic horror concepts.  A college student is staying with her friend's family when a guy bursts in overnight and kills everybody.  She fights back.    That's really about it.  So basically:  if you like gore, you'll like this.  If you don't, stay away, this isn't for you.   (It Is What It Is)

Hitch   (Will Smith, Eva Mendes)
... Unfortunately, the relationship he’s in doesn’t work that well—for him or for the audience.  With Hitch’s charm and expertise with women, he could have pursued a less  superficial leading lady than Eva Mendes’ gossip columnist.  She’s given some dialogue and a profession to try and make her a match for Smith, but they’re in no way equals onscreen.  She tells a story about her childhood that’s supposed to give her some depth, but it comes off as forced.  The more interesting duo is actually Smith and Kevin James.    (It Is What It Is)

The Holiday   (Cameron Diaz, Kate Winslet)
Either of the two movies that team up for The Holiday would be a “Go See,” but since it’s melded into one, it can’t earn a full recommendation...  Individually though, the stories are pretty good.  Diaz’ is just a little better...   Sexy or not, they’re all attractive people who it’s not all that bad to spend a little time with-- just not too much time.     (It Is What It Is)

The Honeymooners   (Cedric The Entertainer, Mike Epps)
Really, I think the only harm this movie does to The Honeymooners is the appropriation of the name.  It may not be hysterical, but it doesn't harm the name by going lowbrow or crude.  I chuckled a few times, even if I didn't laugh out loud.   (It Is What It Is)


Hotel For Dogs  (Emma Roberts, Jake T. Austin)
"OK, my stay at Hotel For Dogs didn’t have the most luxurious accommodations, but I’m none the worse for having been there.  Sure, it’s not all that memorable, but checkout time was reasonable.   Lame hotel analogies aside, parents won’t find much here to enjoy, but their kids will be ok with it.  If you’re looking for anything more, you’re barking up the wrong tree... Oh yeah, the dogs.  They’re the real stars.  If you’re inclined to see the movie, it’s because you saw the word “dogs” in the title.  And fans of cute dogs won’t be disappointed.  Even the big ones are docile, well-trained charmers."  (It Is What It Is)

I Am Legend   (Will Smith)
The less said about I Am Legend, the better I think...  That's because I didn't know much going in, other than I Am Legend was based on a book and was very similar to the classic The Omega Man.  And that's all I want to say about it, because if I'd known more, I would have been disappointed.  Others I've talked to about it either already knew some things or found more details on the internet-- and if I'd known what they know, it wouldn't have been nearly as suspenseful.  Me-- I was glued to every move Smith and his loyal companion made ..  So if you looked stuff up… shhh.    (Tremendous)

In Bruges   (Colin Farrell, Brendan Gleeson)
"Like Colin Farrell’s hitman-in-exile, I too had no idea where Bruges is. (It’s in Belgium, and for your purposes while reading, it’s pronounced “Brooj” like “Rouge.”)... One’s first thought that the notoriously hard living Farrell is playing a hitman would be that Ray would be a gritty tough guy. He’s tough for sure, but surprisingly funny. He’s blunt (he doesn’t like Bruges because he wasn’t raised on a farm and he’s “not a retard”), boyish (he has to stare at a movie shoot because they’re “filming midgets”) and full of great lines (were I British and crude, I’d use a priceless line about John Lennon often)... Behind the comedy though is a tragedy as Ray deals with a horrible mistake. Ken becomes his counselor, and Brendan Gleeson proves a worthy partner to Farrell. He’s just as funny, witty and adds even more depth."   (Tremendous)

Indiana Jones & The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull  (Harrison Ford, Shia LeBeouf)
"It’s been an exciting last few years for those of us of a certain age – the fanboys who were part of the movement as dolls became action figures so they were acceptable for us to play with.  As adult movie-goers, we’ve watched as the Sith got their revenge, as Superman returned, as Batman began again and as James Bond entered the Casino Royale.  Now, Indiana Jones is back in his hat with his whip by his side, to entertain a group of us who bought all the DVDs of our heroes and aren’t quite ready to fully grow up.  Indy’s back in action, and as we watch, we can forget that we’ve all grown a bit ol… uh oh, wait a second...  Still, I’m quibbling, only because I hold Raiders in such high regard.  It is something of a national treasure.  Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is no national treasure, but it’s better than National Treasure… or any other Indiana Jones ripoff.  So I’m glad they dug up the old fossil.   (Tremendous)

Into The Blue   (Paul Walker, Jessica Alba)
 ...doesn't try to be anything else. It's good looking people in bathing suits who live in the Bahamas and search for buried treasure. 
It's not high art on the high seas, but it's a pleasant way to pass an evening.  There are enough twists to keep you interested but not too many to stretch credibility.    (It Is What It Is)

The Interpreter   (Nicole Kidman, Sean Penn)  
So many other things could have happened with this movie.  The leads could have overacted trying to live up to their Oscar reputations.  Sean Penn's character could have gotten in some precarious situations and pulled off amazing feats, rescuing Kidman from impossible situations.  And of course, the two could have fallen in love.  I'm happy to say The Interpreter stays focused.  (Tremendous)

The International  (Clive Owen, Naomi Watts)
What could have been a dull procedural drama is livened up by great international photography and an absolutely classic shootout inside the Guggenheim Museum that ranks with the best shootout scenes of all time.    (Tremendous)

These are condensed versions of the original reviews (which I still have if anyone's interested)